Monday, February 18, 2008

Liar! Arggghhh...


*... Chatting after vegetarian Yum Cha...*

Mel: I invited some friends over for dinner and CM was one of them. Some time during the dinner, at the very moment when CM was chewing a piece of pork spare ribs, I suddenly recalled that she is a Muslim. I stopped her and all she said was, “I will bismilah later...”

*CM and ST are mumbling by the side with the menu covering part of their face...*

CM: I had already told him...

ST: Are you sure?

*FT and CY are listening with a weird look...*

Mel: Well, I always forget that she is a Muslim... Like my cousin brother, not such a strict Muslim and he do eat roasted pork...

CM: Mel, do you know how old am I?

Mel: Two years younger than me, so?

*The girls have this wicked smile on and... a look of unbelievable...*

CM: I am actually your age and I do go to temple, like Chinese temple... I am not a Muslim. I thought I have already told you... Like two years ago...

*Mel in total shock...*

Mel: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... No... You didn’t...

CM: Well, now you know.

FT: You actually believe it? *lol*

CY: From any aspects you look at it, don’t you think those are just plain lies? Well, none of us believe it, not even a second. *lol*

ST: You believe that for seven years? If she was a Muslim, she would have pray, wouldn't she? Do you really think that she can't taste the differences between pork and beef?*lol*

*Everyone by the table is having a good laugh... of course other than me... speechless I am...*

Mel: ... ... ... ... ... ... seven years... so how about the fiancé?

CM: That is a lie too, OBBBViouuuusssslyyyyy~ *lol* Can’t you tell? You are too innocent! *lol* Oh ya by the way, I am actually a guy and did my operation in Thailand years ago. These boobs are fake and merely just some silicon! *CM pokes at her boobs as she laughs...*

*The others nodding to show their acknowledgement.*

Mel: Ya right!!!

FT: Mel, you are just too innocent... Believing it for 7 years... *lol*

Mel: Argggghhh! You evil woman! *Grumpy!!!*

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